tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57747815830281765432024-03-12T19:55:42.585-07:00Koleksi SMS Gaul dan LucuDapatkan SMS Gaul, SMS Lucu, SMS Ramadhan, SMS Lebaran, SMS Cinta, SMS Persahabatan, Kata Mutiara di sini. Semuanya dijamin gratis.melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.comBlogger85125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-63490581317531193932007-11-28T20:49:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:51:03.979-08:00SMS Gaul #38kata RCTI gw OK<br /><br />trz kata SCTV gw NGETOP<br /><br />klo kt TPI gw MAKIN ASYIK<br /><br />kt ANTV gw WOWW KEREN<br /><br />kt LAtivi gw PAS DIHATI<br /><br />so....<br /><br />capek deh jadi org cakep...<br />hehehehe<br /><br />Pengirim : "addi3n jelek!"melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com73tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-6249225352977605362007-11-28T20:47:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:48:42.657-08:00SMS Gaul #37itu kan lg suwe ora jamu<br />baca lagi sana!<br /><br />catu catu aq cynk km..<br /><br />dua dua jg cinta km..<br /><br />tiga tiga kangen sm km..<br /><br /><br /><br />satu dua tiga...<br /><br /><br />boong semuanya :))<br /><br /><br />Pengirim : "n0va nduTz"melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-64422230602144313872007-11-28T20:44:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:46:14.737-08:00SMS Gaul #36aq kangen banget ma km...<br /><br />tiap plg ke rmh ingat km...<br /><br />tnpa km hdp aq berantakan...<br /><br />pleasa, baliq ma aq...<br /><br />aq mhon ma km..<br /><br />krn aq bener2 butuh seorang...<br /><br /><br />PEMBANTU :)<br /><br />Pengirim : "n0va nduTz"melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-29386578946342248842007-11-28T20:41:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:44:18.907-08:00SMS Gaul #35doa cepet kaya..<br />alhuma maling zana maling zina<br />wahda hape wahda tivi<br />wa alhamdulillah waliat kanan waliat kiri t'da safa safa<br />wasudahlah mbat aza, amien<br />hehehehehe<br /><br />Pengirim : "n0va nduTz"melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-27301140626541499922007-11-28T20:39:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:40:41.746-08:00SMS Gaul #34ada badai menghadang...<br /><br />gempa mengguncang...<br /><br />halilintar menyambar...<br /><br />tsunami menyerang...<br /><br />sblm semuanya trlambat..<br /><br />q mo bilang sesuatu ma kamu..<br /><br /><br />q mo bilang...<br /><br /><br /><br />lari goblok...<br />malah baca sms :))<br /><br />Pengirim : "n0va nduTz"melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-65545188324114833112007-11-28T19:44:00.000-08:002007-11-28T20:38:41.773-08:00SMS Gaul #33yank...<br /><br />yank..<br /><br />yank...<br /><br />y<br /><br />a<br /><br />n<br /><br />k<br /><br />yank aus..<br />yang aus.....aqua..<br />gope<br />aqua gope..<br />hehehehe<br /><br />Pengirim : "n0va nduTz"melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-53331549991091182402007-11-18T22:22:00.002-08:002007-11-18T22:23:08.014-08:00SMS Gaul #321<br />pesan<br />diterima<br /><br />2<br />org muaniz yg kirim<br /><br />3<br />org bego lg baca<br /><br />4<br />org bego msh baca<br /><br />5<br />org bego mulai marah<br /><br />6<br />org bego mo kirim ke org bego yg lain<br /><br />hahahahahahamelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-22320498392909644412007-11-18T22:22:00.001-08:002007-11-18T22:22:25.471-08:00SMS Gaul #31ni nenek, yg br mati kmrn..<br /><br /><br /><br />boleh minta tolong gak? plz ya nak..<br /><br /><br />kemarin tali pocong nenek lupa di lepazz, tlg bantu nglepasin ya nak..<br /><br /><br />ni q skrng di dpn jendela....<br /><br /><br />hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-74588388717914320122007-11-18T22:21:00.001-08:002007-11-18T22:21:27.442-08:00SMS Gaul #30Percayalah, TUHAN ciptakan aq jd shbtmu..<br /><br />dipilihNya yng manis, dan aqlah diantaranya...<br /><br />hey, jangan suka melawan TUHAN, terima aja, hehehehemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-539305679691928532007-11-18T22:20:00.001-08:002007-11-18T22:26:14.441-08:00SMS Gaul #292 ekor kucingku bernama PANTAT&MUKA<br /><br />MUKA kuberi padamu & mati 1 tahun kemudian<br /><br />Tiap lihat PANTAT aku ingat MUKA-mu<br /><br />klo ga mati....<br /><br />mgkn MUKA-mu udah segede PANTAT-ku...hehehehemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-4192380291784122292007-11-18T22:19:00.001-08:002007-11-18T22:19:34.184-08:00SMS Gaul #28kamu ituw...<br />a<br />b<br />c<br />d<br />a=asyik<br />b=baek<br />c=cute<br />d=de best<br />e<br />f<br />g<br />h<br />e=easy going<br />f=fun<br />g=gaul<br />h=humoris<br />i<br />j<br />k<br />l<br />i=i'm<br />j=just<br />k=kidding<br />l=loh!!<br /><br />hehehehemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-43734963619435227072007-11-18T22:17:00.000-08:002007-11-18T22:18:46.369-08:00SMS Gaul #27eh, hape loe knapa sih??<br /><br />ditelpon berkali2 juga...<br /><br /><br />tiap kali ditelpon operatornya sll bilang "the number u're calling is a MONKEY, pls call THE ZOO for more details"melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-27900273288506202342007-11-18T22:16:00.000-08:002007-11-18T22:25:17.752-08:00SMS Gaul #26eh km ingat gak waktu qt kecil dl<br /><br />qt sering naik taxi bareng<br /><br />trus km sering keluarin kepala kamu ke jendela<br /><br />terus q ngeluarin pantat q ke jendela, trus pa kata org??<br /><br />mrk bilang qt kembar :) hahahahahahamelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-9698841515798578822007-11-18T22:15:00.000-08:002007-11-18T22:16:23.892-08:00SMS Gaul #25sayang...aq kangen ma kamu...<br /><br />ditelpon ga bisa..<br /><br />sms ga bls..<br /><br />hp ga aktif..<br /><br />tp aq lega menemukanmu tersenyum di uang kertas Rp.500,-<br /><br />kayaknya kamu sehat2 aja...hehehehemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-20191490296369264022007-11-18T22:10:00.000-08:002007-11-18T22:11:11.406-08:00SMS Gaul #24ada 3 jenis monyet di dunia<br />mau tau kan? tekan bawah<br /><br /><br />1. monyet penurut yg bc sms ini<br /><br />2. monyet pendendam yg mo bls sms ini<br /><br />3. monyet pelit&kikir yg ga mo bls sms ni<br /><br />hehehehehemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-58130238109592221472007-11-18T22:09:00.000-08:002007-11-18T22:10:32.931-08:00SMS Gaul #23i'm happy, know why?<br /><br />coz i'm lucky, know why?<br /><br />coz god loves me, know why?<br /><br />coz god sent good friends 2 me...<br /><br />know who?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">its YOU </span>!!melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-65882573027922813642007-11-18T22:02:00.001-08:002007-11-18T22:14:08.547-08:00SMS Gaul #22Q teringat memory masa lalu<br /><br />km berada di sudut jln tersipu malu<br /><br />wajah kamu berseri..<br /><br />dg penuh segan kamu ulurkan tangan tanpa ragu seraya berkata:<br /><br /><br />nyuwun sedekah....!!<br /><br />hehehemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-60599488533406375632007-11-18T22:01:00.001-08:002007-11-18T22:01:45.048-08:00SMS Gaul #21Breaking news!<br />Name list of Laden's family :<br />1. Osama<br />2. Obeda<br />3. Omirip<br />4. Olaen<br />5. Okaya<br />6. Okedeh<br />7. Oseram<br /><br /><br />From : Osaya, yg baca:Ogila<br />hihiihi..Olalala!melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-20226664182860498312007-11-18T22:00:00.001-08:002007-11-18T22:00:58.712-08:00SMS Gaul #20saat ku lihat matamu, kau tersenyum<br /><br />saat ku lihat senyummu, kau pun berpaling<br /><br />inilah saat yang tepat untuk ku katakan<br /><br /><br /><br />kamu kentut ya??<br /><br /><br />:Pmelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-44593085082713913362007-11-18T21:59:00.000-08:002007-11-18T22:13:06.846-08:00SMS Gaul #19gw tau klo elo sangat menawan<br />menggemaskan...<br />lutcu<br />imoet<br />maniz<br />baek<br />penurut<br /><br /><br />tp yg jadi masalah<br /><br /><br />gw alergi binatang :P<br /><br /><br />kekekekekekemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-60550669149659238072007-11-18T21:58:00.002-08:002007-11-18T21:59:22.422-08:00SMS Gaul #18mau tahu kenapa cicak bs jatuh? da 6 alasan<br />1. kakinya keseleo<br />2. lupa pegangn<br />3. byk ngelamun<br />4. slh lngkah<br />5.kecapean<br />6. liat tampng aq yg cantiq, hehehehemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-32618809358448832042007-11-18T21:58:00.001-08:002007-11-18T21:58:51.162-08:00SMS Gaul #17jgn kaget klo dpt sms ini!<br />g usah jingkrak2 kegirangan gitu!<br />g usah mikir knapa artis sesibuk gw smpt sms km...pgn tau knapa?<br />krn q ga ingin kamu sedih memikirkanku....hehehehemelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-49103433166631119412007-11-18T21:57:00.000-08:002007-11-18T21:58:10.704-08:00SMS Gaul #16u<br />m<br />a<br />k<br />n<br />i<br />a<br />j<br />r<br />e<br />g<br />n<br />a<br />g<br />u<br />j<br />k<br />i<br />s<br />a<br /><br />we bingung mezti!coba deh baca lg dr bawah...<br />met mencoba ya, weizzz...hehehehmelaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-28790199538024080262007-11-18T21:56:00.000-08:002007-11-18T21:57:16.406-08:00SMS Gaul #15Hiasilah tidur u dg tetesan air wudhu,slimuti diri dg kalimat syahadat,<br />lelapkan mata dg alunan dzikrullah, awali tidur dg sepotong doa..<br />moga mimpi indah :)melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5774781583028176543.post-28891064180980645512007-11-18T21:55:00.000-08:002007-11-18T21:56:03.105-08:00SMS Gaul #14Alharomu miskolana ala majnun ila mlaratun yg artinya...<br />barang siapa yg miscall2 saja, niscaya diharamkan baginya wanita dan dia termasuk sbg org2 yg melarat pulsa.<br />dr ayat 2007....astaghfirullah!melaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14825911476582150945noreply@blogger.com1